Well Hello! My name's Gloria,
I know what you could do with - a nice comfortable ride with complete peace of mind!
Well, you're looking at just the right girl for the job!
Honestly, I will take you where you want to go, and with my extra comfy seat and sturdy body, you'll have no worries at all!
Hop aboard and I'll run you round to your favourite café for a pot of English Breakfast!
Or if you fancy a trip out in the car to the seaside, please don't leave me at home! Although I'm a sturdy old girl, I can also be dismantled and popped into the boot, so I'm always there for you, whatever the destination!
That's what they all say about me;
'good ole affable Gloria, she's everybody's friend!'